Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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