everyone is single if you try hard enough
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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