butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
