To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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