we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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