Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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