I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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