But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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