Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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