This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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