You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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