Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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