I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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