wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I will pee on everything he values.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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