i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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