If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i will never coherently bang her
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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