We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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