I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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