Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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