Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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