when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Randomize
