everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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