I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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