went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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