K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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