I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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