Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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