He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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