the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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