We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
As shirtless as possible
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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