Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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