Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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