He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
