at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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