Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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