Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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