what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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