i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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