Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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