Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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