Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
that is very illegal...i love you.
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