Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It's rum buckets o'clock
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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