I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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