doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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