He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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