he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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