I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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