So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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