11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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