loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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