Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm really busy with my period
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