i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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