Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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