they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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