No more Irish car bombs ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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