I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
